ST:TNG Mirror TV Guide
by the Enigmatic Miss Sunbeam
read by Karmen Ghia
36. Contagion. This ep appears to be all about the set! And there’s a terrible virulent computer virus and even Data gets it. So Geordi has to reboot him. That’s right! Geordi has to reboot his lover! Is that not so Geordi! The Geordiest! None more Geordi!
37.The Royale. Another show about the set! See, there’s this planet and they’re all living out a vivid fantasy life of gambling and women and meanwhile there’s, like, a dried-up corpse upstairs, just lying there! And Jean-Luc and them come in and tell the others to knock it off. What party poopers! Hey, what’s wrong with living in a fantasy world! Not that we know anyone who would do such a thing!
38. Time Squared. Uhoh! Shuttlecraft accident! Et voila! Deux Jean-Luc’s! Not as much fun as it sounds, because the Nouveau Jean-Luc just stares into space! Well! Then they kill the Nouveau Jean-Luc because they don’t know what else to do. (If Bev had been there, she’d a known what to do. She’d say, “I believe I’ll take Nouveau Jean-Luc to, uh, sickbay for, uhh, experiments.” But really she would lead the bovine newcomer to her pad, plug in some Percy Faith, and GET IT ON.)
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